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Kelly Clarkson is fat

Kelly Clarkson

Glad to see Kelly Clarkson getting some endorsements. Vitamin Water approached her recently to be the spokesmodel for their line of flavored water. Here’s the kicker. In order to get the deal, Kelly must first lose some weight. By some weight, I mean one of her doughy ass cheeks.

Originally, Vitamin Water targeted Kristie Alley. However, there’s some kind of quota that fat people can only do so many endorsements. Something about nobody wants to see fat people on tv. Plus, you know, they’re fat. It’s hard for them to get up and film those commercials. So, they went with Kelly.

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leo
leo
13 years ago

you guys are crazy

Suka Kock
Suka Kock
13 years ago

I hope whoever wrote this is juss clowning around….cuz this poppycock about callling the CLEARLY slim people fat is FUCKING INSANE….. she {kelly} should tell vitamin water to stick that HIDDEN DIABETES juice up their ass…. =)) good day to you….. HEALTHY MY ASSSSSSS.. i live near the factory in whitestone,NY.. that s**t {sports drinks} ARE all the sammeee

Tay
Tay
13 years ago

fat ass. should lose 25 lbs.

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