Kelly Clarkson is fat

Kelly Clarkson

Glad to see Kelly Clarkson getting some endorsements. Vitamin Water approached her recently to be the spokesmodel for their line of flavored water. Here’s the kicker. In order to get the deal, Kelly must first lose some weight. By some weight, I mean one of her doughy ass cheeks.

Originally, Vitamin Water targeted Kristie Alley. However, there’s some kind of quota that fat people can only do so many endorsements. Something about nobody wants to see fat people on tv. Plus, you know, they’re fat. It’s hard for them to get up and film those commercials. So, they went with Kelly.

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