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Lindsay Lohan has no respect

Lindsay Lohan

The week isn’t complete without six Lindsay Lohan stories. This one comes from her birthday party in Disneyland. Lindsay Lohan was invited by Disneyland on Friday to spend her birthday at the park. So, how does a celebrity and friends spend an evening in Disneyland? They get drunk and smoke weed while riding the rides.

Between the obvious smell, rude behavior and the snotty attitude the entire party displayed, there were very few Lindsay Lohan fans working at Disneyland by the end of that night. At 1:30am, with Disneyland completely deserted, the birthday party was then loaded onto the Sailing Ship Columbia. As the ship cruised around a darkened Rivers of America with Mickey Mouse on board and catered desert being served by costumed pirates, the party took its most alarming turn as some party guests used the darkened ship to engage in very inappropriate behavior for the happiest place on earth.

Last time I went to Disneyland I had to wait in hour long lines just to go on some lame ride. There were no orgies to speak of no matter how many times I asked Snow White. Honestly, show her one little spiked dildo and she freaks out. You would think she’d be a little more open minded after being with seven dwarves.

Oh and this is Lindsay giving some guy head. I think it’s something from her new movie Georgia, but it sounds better if I say she was giving some random guy a bj.

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PoohBear33
14 years ago

I HATE LINDSAY LOHAN!!!!!! I used to like her until she became a Paris Hilton wannabe. She’s nothing but a binge drinking, pot smoking, penis blowing skeezy slut bucket!!! The world would be a much better place with one less stupid celebrity who thinks they can do whatever the hell they want!!! DIE LINDSAY!!!

Tom
Tom
14 years ago

Not a big surprise from snotty celebrity. I really thought that Lindsay would have brains ,but i was wrong. I hope Lindsay realize soon that she doesnt have fans anymore.

Rufus
Rufus
14 years ago

She’s like a pro

Ashley
14 years ago

Omg, is she really doin that :O

John
John
14 years ago

F**K Lindsay Lohan! I really liked her before and thought she’s a special talented actress. but it turned out she’s just a random bitch. what a waste.

jave
jave
13 years ago

it looks like a sound stange

bigdick
bigdick
13 years ago

i f**k the s**t out of her

Lindsey
Lindsey
13 years ago

This stupid bitch gives me a bad name. She has no acting ability and has only become “famous” based on her acoholic, drug adiccted lifestyle. Lindsay, you are sad, pathetic and I feel sorry for you. You are not professional and no one takes you seriosly. Just because you are semi known, you are not a star, you are nothing and I hate that we have the same name. You are an embarrasement to the beautiful name we share. Herbie-so sad, and all your songs suck. Get a real job and learn what life is all about. You, paris,nicole, brittnay… Read more »

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