In a piece on the London Mirror, Lindsay Lohan denies having ever used any drugs except pot. Tsk tsk. Lying is bad for the soul, mmkay?
Lindsay refutes suggestions that she became involved in drugs, insisting that her first-hand experience of seeing how cocaine affected her father made her more determined than most teenagers not to succumb. While she has admitted to trying cannabis – and hating it – she says she has never taken harder drugs.
“I’ve never tried cocaine,” Lindsay says. “I’ve seen my father. I’ve seen how it messes with families and fucks your life up. If I hadn’t witnessed that, I may have gone a different route. I don’t know. But I’ve seen how it tore my parents apart.”
And pigs can fly, there are mermaids, the Lochness monster exists and I have a huge penis. Wait, no, argh, I got carried away.
What’s that there? Could it be? I think it’s a strong possibility. Yes, her boobs are making a comeback.