Madonna is cruel

At a sold out concert in Madison Square Garden, Madonna demanded that the AC be turned down so it wouldn’t affect her sensitive vocal cords. The concert started out at 85 degrees and ended up at 90 degrees. The smell of rampant b.o. that permeated through the air was just Madonna’s way of saying thank you to all her loyal fans and the fainting feeling people had was just them overcome with joy at being able to see the sideshow that is Madonna’s concert.