Nicky Hilton is chunky

Now I’m not saying Nicky Hilton is fat because anyone sitting next to Brandon Davis is a praying mantis, but when your belly starts becoming amorphous and has 20 rolls when you sit down, it may be time to invest in a treadmill. Either that or someone is gonna send you a coupon to Jenny Craig. I don’t think we need to mention any names, but it starts with m and ends with e.

Meanwhile, what is there to be said about Brandon Davis. I dare you to look at him and not laugh. He’s a sweaty monkey that can’t be bothered with getting up anymore. He tries sitting up once, but half way in he just tires himself out and has to lie back down again. The only thing he has going for him, is his uncanny resemblance to the mom from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

Notify of

Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
16 years ago

really, she is not “chunky” she has the right amount of meat on her. she looks very healthy.