Pamela Anderson is getting married

Combine disheveled with filthy and you have a match made in heaven. Pamela Anderson is going to marry Kid Rock on a yacht in St. Tropez. I’ll let this story unfold since a real life Cletus and Brandine marriage intrigues me. She posted this on her website.

Yes. I’m finally getting remarried…it’s been a whirlwind…spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I’ve been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture…it’s been sad and lonely and frustrating….I’ve raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I’d wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing.

It sort of just ends at that point unless you count clichés and a lot of ellipsis as meaningful. Here is no one caring that she just fell off a boat.

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