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Paris Hilton is Beastmaster

Paris Hilton finds her ferret

Paris Hilton almost lost her pet ferret the other day. Much to the dismay of the ferret, she found it. Last I checked, it was illegal to have a ferret as a pet in California. Sadly, I can understand how she gets away with this stuff since explaining the law to Paris Hilton is like explaining how a television works to a mentally retarded two year old. In the end, you get so frustrated that you just want to take them by the shoulders and shake them until they have irrevocable brain damage, but you don’t because you realize someone beat you to the punch.

Here she is coaxing it back. By the looks of it, she must have dropped a line of coke on its head.

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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