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Paris Hilton is not promiscuous

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The Guardian has a little chat with Paris Hilton. In it, she claims she is going to attempt the impossible. Give up sex for a year.

…she is going to stay boyfriendless and celibate for a year. Why? “Just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself.”

Romantic? Wow, romance used to mean flowers and candy. To Paris, it means blow jobs and facials. Where were these “romantic” girls when I was growing up? Oh yeah,that’s right. My mother wouldn’t let me go out after dark. She also goes on to explain how independent she is.

“Hilton is the great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton, the man who started the global hotel chain. Her parents enjoyed their money and took things pretty easy. Did she ever fancy a life of lazy luxury? “A lot of my friends still don’t have a job and they live at home, and have to ask their parents for everything. I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18. Since then, I’ve worked on my own. It feels good that I don’t ever have to depend on a man or my family for anything.”

Paris, did you forget your last name is Hilton? You’re famous because that name opens doors for you. You’re a blond airhead, you get drunk and dance on tables and you flash your private parts to people. Without that last name, who would you be? You’d be Tara Reid, that’s who. And no one wants to be Tara Reid. Or be with her. Carson Daly is still scrubbing himself to this day.

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Paris needs to realize that she’s a skeezy whore and that when she goes into anyplace, relationship or otherwise, she’s not a strong person or even smexy. I mean she’s smashed and she’s dancing pretty much naked on a table and drooling while she’s making out with random people with god knows how many diseases

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