Paris Hilton wants babies

Call child protection now. Paris Hilton wants to have children in the next five years. I fear for this child. Just think, it has to pass through Paris’ vagina then be raised by her. This kid would be traumitized starting from a fetus. Think of how many penises would be poking its head.

A pack of wolves could raise this child better and raise it with higher moral values. I can just imagine that instead of walking in on their mom and dad having sex, they’d be walking in on a ten person gangbang. At least they’ll be able to impress their 1st grade friends with their knowledge of bukkake.

Suprise, suprise. Here she is leaving another club.

Note: I do know about c-sections.

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