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Paris Hilton wants babies

Paris Hilton @ Cuckoo Club

Call child protection now. Paris Hilton wants to have children in the next five years. I fear for this child. Just think, it has to pass through Paris’ vagina then be raised by her. This kid would be traumitized starting from a fetus. Think of how many penises would be poking its head.

A pack of wolves could raise this child better and raise it with higher moral values. I can just imagine that instead of walking in on their mom and dad having sex, they’d be walking in on a ten person gangbang. At least they’ll be able to impress their 1st grade friends with their knowledge of bukkake.

Suprise, suprise. Here she is leaving another club.

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Note: I do know about c-sections.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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