Tara Reid attended the Inca Summer Fashion show a few days ago. The last time I saw this much concentration from Tara Reid was when I told her the Keebler Elves weren’t real. To this day she still doesn’t know how the chocolate chips get into the cookie. You can almost hear the wheels in her head turning and then grinding to a complete halt because of all the rust.
There are two possibilities as to what she’s thinking about here. The first being: “Wait, you mean my breasts are supposed to go INSIDE the clothes?!” and the second: “Should I get shit-faced tonight or should I just be a whore? You’re a genius Tara. I can do both!” A couple more pictures under the cut.
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