There are so many questions that need to be answered in these pictures. Why does Adriana Lima remind me of Michelle Rodriguez? Why does she look so pissed? What kind of jewelrey is she shopping for? Why is she so turned on by a gold necklace? Why is she eating the gold necklace? How do I find this gold neckalce? Why am I so turned on by Adriana and her gold necklace? How did my boxers get so sticky all of a sudden? Where did I put my paper towels? How come I have no more clean boxers? Why didn’t I do my laundry yesterday? Why? Why?
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