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Bryce Dallas Howard is photogenic

Bryce Dallas Howard

Bryce Dallas Howard was at the UK premiere of Lady in the Water looking paler than Lindsay Lohan. The main difference between Lindsay and Bryce is Bryce doesn’t have a 24 hour penis parking service. That and Bryce is pregnant. I could photograph a corpse and it would have more color than Bryce. It just won’t have the cool ghost outfit she has.

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goshgetalife
goshgetalife
14 years ago

Bryce Dallas looks a lot like Marion Ross (Richie Cunningham’s mom on Happy Days). Too funny. I predict she is having a baby girl. Thank me later.

Ginny
Ginny
14 years ago

I think she is very pretty. Besides, redheads look weird when they’re too dark.

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