This is Elizabeth Hurley with her fiancee at an event for pig handler of the year. I’m gonna take a wild guess and say Elizabeth Hurley wasn’t the one who chose to attend. You can see the exuberance radiating from her face. The last time I went to a pig handler event they served me moonshine and we square danced. Then I did something inappropriate and had to be escorted out. Elizabeth Hurley’s day doesn’t look as exciting as mine. Right now she could be thinking why the hell she agreed to marry her worthless pig loving boyfriend. I’d feel more pity if she was better looking.
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