Jermaine Dupri has introduced Janet Jackson to the wonderful world of sex toys and stripping. She says Jermaine makes her feel totally uninhibited and has taken her places she has never been before.
Did this send shivers up your spine like it did mine? Janet Jackson looks so manly now that I’m suprised she hasn’t sprouted a penis. Or maybe she has and Jermaine is really into it. My only plea is that they use condoms, birth control, spermicide, iuds or coathangers because mini-Jermaines/Janets would be creepier than Willy Wonka’s munchkins. They wouldn’t be as cool either since they’d be manufacturing steroids instead of candy.
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