Jessica Simpson evokes pity

Sometimes Jessica Simpson looks cute, but most of the time she looks scary bordering on manly. In a few of these pictures, you can actually see the resemblance to the pre-cosmetic surgery Ashlee Simpson. As you can tell by the sign she’s holding up, she lost her voice and this is her album release party. That’s about as interesting as it gets. You could throw a pack of hungry raccoons in here and I’d still let out a yawn.