Joe Simpson can only describe his daughter’s boobs so many times and recount his father-daughter bonding moment of helping Jessica fit into her bra for the first time before he becomes creepy. I don’t have any children, so forgive me if this sounds far fetched, but isn’t the mother supposed to be the one to go to for your first training bra? I don’t want to take anything away from Joe though as I’m sure he had a week or two of hands on research to prepare himself.
In any case, Jessica and Ashlee have had enough and they are now dumping daddy to control their own careers and possibly spare people from hearing about how Joe helped them with their first tampon. Kids are so ungrateful these days.
Here’s Jessica emotionless again.