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Julia Roberts needs a makeover

My initial reaction to seeing Julia Roberts at the supermarket would not be to ask her for an autograph. It would be to throw canned food at her until I make it out of the store. Then I would have to set the store on fire to make sure she doesn’t drag me to whatever cave she came from. To everyone’s dismay, it doesn’t look like she’s shopping for makeup here. This just proves what I’ve been saying all along. Julia Roberts is a prostitute. That and celebrities don’t shop for makeup at supermarkets unless it’s Britney Spears.

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