Kate Moss is marrying Doherty

Pete Doherty is said to have given Kate Moss the vintage dimaond ring she’s been seen around town with and is set to marry her soon. Back when Doherty was in rehab, he vowed to marry Kate Moss once he became clean. He was then implanted with an anti-addiction chip which he took for a test drive by scoring some heroin. After shooting up, he vomited and said he felt nothing. A normal person would be dead or in jail, but Doherty winds up engaged to a supermodel. I guess when you take as many drugs as Doherty, your sperm is bound to taste like heroin and what self-respecting woman can say no to heroin sperm?

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