I thought after Julia Roberts, I should follow up with something a little less horrifying. Not only are Kristen Bell and Christina Milian not horrifying, they’re what I’m going to fall asleep to. By fall asleep to, I mean furiously masturbate to until I pass out from exhaustion. Here they are promoting Pulse which is another watered down remake of a Japanese horror movie. I wonder where studios are going to move on to next after they finish raping the whole of Asia. Europe perhaps?
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