Lance and Paris are together?

Paris Hilton

Lance Armstrong and Paris Hilton were spotted at the Key Club in LA catching the band Vacation where they apparently arrived together and left together.

Lance Armstrong survived cancer. Now he wants to try and survive Paris Hilton’s stds? He’s a brave soul. You wouldn’t find a more awkward visual had Albert Einstein given a chimpanzee with crabs a handjob.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

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