Lindsay Lohan is fired

Lindsay Lohan has been fired by her UK label Island Records for failing to show up in London to promote her album. If only the US could be so luky.

“A single was a huge flop over here because Lindsay couldn’t be bothered to promote it. “In the end they didn’t even bother releasing the album in Britain. She didn’t bother to come over to the UK to do interviews or make TV appearances to help sell the album. “Island have now decided not to do another one with her.”

I’d venture to say it most likely failed because it was filth. Some people say they wouldn’t even take it if you gave it to them with Keely Hazel wrapped in a bow and a note saying the donkey and a box of condoms are out back. These people would either be stupid or homosexuals or donkey haters.