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Paris Hilton has failed

Paris Hilton

PageSix is reporting Paris Hilton’s album is a big failure. Paris only sold 75,000 copies. Compare that to Christina Aguilera’s first week sale of 320,000 and you have a sad Paris.

“The international outlook is not much better for her,” one industry source told Page Six. “The international people are not inclined to do a big push since she can’t back up the album with a tour. Obviously, she can’t sing live.”

The source added that Hilton was advised a year ago to train her voice, work with choreographers and learn an instrument to prepare for a limited tour, but “obviously she didn’t listen.”

Of course she doesn’t listen. She’s Paris Hilton. When you’ve done so much for society, things should just be given to you. Who can live without 1 Night in Paris or bear to go a day without hearing her deep thoughts? It would be like not having oxygen. And without oxygen we can’t live. And without life we cannot worship Paris. It’s a vicious circle.

Here are pictures of Paris Hilton shopping with Kimberly Kardashian. It’s here so you can have something to point and laugh at.

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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