Paris Hilton has failed

PageSix is reporting Paris Hilton’s album is a big failure. Paris only sold 75,000 copies. Compare that to Christina Aguilera’s first week sale of 320,000 and you have a sad Paris.

“The international outlook is not much better for her,” one industry source told Page Six. “The international people are not inclined to do a big push since she can’t back up the album with a tour. Obviously, she can’t sing live.”

The source added that Hilton was advised a year ago to train her voice, work with choreographers and learn an instrument to prepare for a limited tour, but “obviously she didn’t listen.”

Of course she doesn’t listen. She’s Paris Hilton. When you’ve done so much for society, things should just be given to you. Who can live without 1 Night in Paris or bear to go a day without hearing her deep thoughts? It would be like not having oxygen. And without oxygen we can’t live. And without life we cannot worship Paris. It’s a vicious circle.

Here are pictures of Paris Hilton shopping with Kimberly Kardashian. It’s here so you can have something to point and laugh at.