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Paris Hilton is asinine

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has booked a plot next to Marilyn Monroe for Billy Hilton. In what amounts to another slap to the face for Marilyn Monroe, people found out that Billy Hilton is Paris Hilton’s pet goat. First she claims she’s the Marilyn Monroe of our decade and now she wants to bury a goat next to her. I have no idea why Paris hates Marilyn this much.

“But it has transpired that it’s just an old goat. Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and be done with it. But not Paris. “This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, it’s not for animals. “It should be reserved for superstars.”

In Paris’ defense, you can’t really bury a goat in your backyard and when you combine that with the fact Paris Hilton is not too bright, this kind of stuff is to be expected. I’m not saying she’s completely retarded, but if you gave her a container of Gatorade powder, she would dump it on a mirror and snort it.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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