I don’t really know why I’m posting these pictures. Maybe because I’m a masochist. I will say this though. I laughed, I cried, I dry heaved, I fainted, I woke up and then I cried some more. Not because of the pictures themselves, but a combination of the pictures and the knowledge that Paris Hilton makes more in a day than I do in a year. Click the banner for the full version. Believe me, you may not want to.
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Did Aaron Hernandez Kill To Cover Up His Homosexuality?