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Paris Hilton is still stupid

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is still hyping her album to make it seem like the greatest music since I don’t know what because I can’t find another singer to compare “legs wide open” Paris to. She says people go crazy when she plays her album and she doesn’t tell them who it is because she doesn’t want people making ringtones off her songs.

Of her album, she says, “I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good.”

Well I, like, cry when I read a Paris Hilton story and I, like, cry when I dice onions. I also, like, cry during sex. But, like, it’s more a quiet sobbing, so, like, the girl doesn’t really hear it. Like, you know. You know?

In other Paris Hilton news, her bed is going up for auction. I can’t understand why anyone would want to buy a thousand scabies and crabs, but the semen encrusted mattress? Now that’s a different story.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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