Stuart Townsend is embarassing

Stuart Townsend berated Charlize Theron until she cried after she was 40 minutes late to dinner at Hungry Cat in Hollywood. They had plans to go to a Radiohead concert which were ruined. Just ruined.

A source at the restaurant tells us: “Charlize sat teary eyed as Stuart acted like a schoolmaster, lecturing her in front of their friends – like she was a tardy student.”

Diners looked shocked as Stuart’s diatribe went on and on.

“Charlize kept trying to apologise, but he wouldn’t let it go, calling her rude in front of their two guests,” adds the source.

The scolding subsided momentarily while a waitress took their meal orders, with Charlize ordering only a drink.

Says our mole: “Charlize was really embarrassed. She pleaded: ‘I’m so sorry I was late, and I’m sorry you had to wait.

But I’m here now,’ before soothing him with kisses and caresses until he finally let up.

If you don’t know who Stuart Townsend is, just think Lestat in Queen of the Damned and if the words “highly successful actor” don’t rush into your head, then you need a reality check because this guy is a real prize. And yet, he gets Charlize Theron every night while I have to fiddle with my cable so I can watch Skinemax. I can’t really complain though. Red Shoe Diaries is on tonight. Score!

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16 years ago

What an asshat. If I were Stewie, I’d keep my goddamned mouth shut. He’s spankin’ one of the hottest women alive, what would posess you to do something THAT stupid? Unless Charlie’s into that sort of thing… Maybe they go home and have crazy, mad monkey boy sex after he smacks her around and calls her a good for nothing whore.

Ya never know, but then again, Charlize is pretty tall, she looks like she could drive the heels of her shoes right into your head with no problem.

16 years ago

I really think that their love quarrels are none of your business.