The 58th Annual Emmy Awards was on last night. As you may have guessed, I didn’t watch it. I know Lost didn’t get any nominations, so 24 won for outsanding drama, lead actor in a drama and director for drama. I had hoped I would get around to watching people watch other people win awards, but sadly I was putting a plastic bag over my head. Hey, maybe next year. For now, here are some pictures.
Some highlights include Lisa Kudrow’s wrinkly neck, Bai Ling looking like she was awaken from the dead, Katherine Heigl winning my award for biggest breasts at the Emmys, Tony Parker looking like a serial killer, Hugh Laurie looking like someone from the Adams Family. There were also some Bai Ling nipple silps in her retina burning dress, but I thought I’d spare myself from having to look at that.
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