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There’s something growing in J. Lo

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

…and it’s not my gargantuan penis. In an interview, Jesse McCartney let it slip that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. They were talking about his girlfriend Katie Cassidy and how she got the role of Lucy Ewing.

Then Locke inquired, “Oh, so I bet your girlfriend can give us the scoop on why Jennifer Lopez was fired from the movie?” Without thinking, McCartney replied, “She didn’t get fired. She’s pregnant.”

You heard it people. Looks like J. Lo is going to have a baby with ratman himself. And I honestly have no idea who Jesse McCartney is. He’s supposedly some teen pop star that gets girls’ panties wet. So in a way, he’s like me. But in another way, he’s not like me because I’ve had extensive CIA training and I wouldn’t have given up that information so easily. Plus, I can convince girls to have sex with me in 1 minute flat. That has nothing to do with anything. I just want you ladies to know I am that sexy.

  • Bill Surman

    Trump has dispatched 140 helicopters, 28 ships, 6 Army field hospitals, 3 Navy seabee battalions, 5 US Army Combat Engineer battalions, 3 Civil affairs battalions, 2 nuclear subs capable of generating 2.8 gigawatts of electricity, given 300,000 tons of food, medical supplies and water from military stocks to Puerto Rico. But yea, boo Trump. SMH, Fucking losers.

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