Victoria Beckham got liquored up at Nobu without David. Based on how skinny she is, once that drop of Peach Schnapps hit her tongue, it was all over. I wouldn’t find a cheaper date even if I were to ask your girlfriend about her frequent rider discount. Zing! More after the jump. The creepiest picture is the banner where it looks like she’s turned into a jackal and is about to detach penis from man. Poor guy.

Edit: No images because they are WENN