At 18 years old, Aaron Carter proposed to his girlfriend Kari Ann Peniche, who everyone has totally seen naked in Playboy. Aaron popped the question in Las Vegas during the Playboy Comedy Tour in front of 200 people. An interesting annotation is Kari used to date Aaron’s brother Nick. Knowing this, I would have said no if I was Kari. Constantly being asked questions like “Does Nick do it like this?” or “My penis is bigger, right? You giggling means yes?” doesn’t seem like it would make a blissful marriage or maybe it does. I wouldn’t really know because I’m so sexy that I bed a different girl every night. By “girl” I mean Myspace and by “every night” I mean never and “bed” is actually a bed because that’s where I go to cry.
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