Aaron Carter is engaged

At 18 years old, Aaron Carter proposed to his girlfriend Kari Ann Peniche, who everyone has totally seen naked in Playboy. Aaron popped the question in Las Vegas during the Playboy Comedy Tour in front of 200 people. An interesting annotation is Kari used to date Aaron’s brother Nick. Knowing this, I would have said no if I was Kari. Constantly being asked questions like “Does Nick do it like this?” or “My penis is bigger, right? You giggling means yes?” doesn’t seem like it would make a blissful marriage or maybe it does. I wouldn’t really know because I’m so sexy that I bed a different girl every night. By “girl” I mean Myspace and by “every night” I mean never and “bed” is actually a bed because that’s where I go to cry.

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Yo momma
Yo momma
17 years ago

What the hell…. This girl is a Gold digger…. she isn’t really that pretty either!!!! You know its amazing what a TON OF MAKE UP will do. Aaron Carter was smart not to marry that Sleeze…. Its a little weird that she has slept and had relationships with both brothers…. His parents probly hate her! hahahaha