Anna Nicole marries her lawyer

Star has learned that Anna Nicole Smith has married her attorney Howard K. Stern this morning on a boat in the Bahamas. Daniel’s death isn’t affecting her that much as they had speedboats delivering champagne and Anna was wearing a pink bikini. Ok, I don’t know how the bikini is that relevant or interesting. This is Howard’s first marriage and Anna’s third.

I didn’t think Howard was that rich since, you didn’t hear this from me but, Anna’s been known to marry for money. Keep it on the down-low. I’ll be nice and give this marriage two years because of the baby on the way. Boy will Howard be pissed when the kid ends up coming out black.

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