Everyone is gay

A new book entitled Pellicano’s Enforcer is coming out which details the dealings of Anthony Pellicano, who’s famous for squashing celebrity rumors and has been indicted for racketeering and conspiracy, wiretapping, witness tampering, identity theft, extortion and destruction of evidence. The first chapter is online and recounts the time gay pornstar “Big Red” jerked-off for Tom Cruise after they finished a round of erotic wrestling. He claims this took place while Cruise was filming Eyes Wide Shut.

We went into the back of the house where Tom Cruise was sitting on a small sofa. A mat had been spread out on the floor. Cruise, dressed in what looked like a body suit, looked so cute. Either a black or very dark navy blue body suit for wrestling. He had on a little cap thingy, but the chin strap wasn’t attached. Grinning and gloating at me, he said, “Strip down to your underwear and play with me for a little while.”

As much as this disturbs me (moreso because he just watched and that’s kind of creepy), anyone can write a book. The only sure thing is the Church of Scientology will be pissed.

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