In a laughable interview with HX, Fergie makes known her true feelings.
She’s also confident they’ll flip for her second single, “Fergalicious” – an adjective describing the irresistible sex appeal that she achieves by spending long hours at the gym. “If I don’t, it’s not so Fergalicious,” she admits.
She’s got a nice body. I’ll give her that. Her face on the other hand. 10 paper bags couldn’t hide the shame I’d have if I hit it. In another part of the interview, she talks about how internet gossip hurts her.
Fergie gets even more worked up discussing “Pedestal,” a track that rips bitchy bloggers and other Internet haters a new one. “I just think, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‹Å“Wow, I’ve worked so hard for this, but what are you doing other than sitting there behind your computers and talking shit about people?’ If people don’t like me, fine, but don’t dis people if you’re not getting off your ass and doing something about your own life.”
That hurts. It really touches me right here, in the heart. Some people can be so cruel. So what if her face could be one of the most effective D.A.R.E. campaigns in history. Does that give these internet lollygaggers the right to call her the offspring of the Elephant Man? Shame on you internet. Shame. On. You.