I’ll be in Vegas until Friday. You may see some posts, you may not. When I get back, there might even be a little suprise. It’ll be kind of like getting a puppy for Christmas. Except, instead of that fuzzy feeling, you’ll get a tingling in your pants. Yep, I’m going to give you crabs over the internet. Shoot, I ruined the suprise didn’t I?
“Yep, I’m going to give you crabs over the internet.”
Consider intensive counseling.