Jessica Simpson is quite charming

Jessica Simpson is pretty hit or miss with her looks lately. These pictures are a miss. Don’t get me wrong, the fourth picture is tempting. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to sleep with a squirrel. They like nuts right? The thing with that is I usually don’t like mine to be chewed on. Nibbled. Maybe. But definitely not full on chew. Well, maybe. Oh shucks, I take it back. Chew my nuts like you’ve never chewed before.