Orlando Bloom is a real man

People often question Orlando Bloom’s sexuality, but this piece of news will hopefully put any rumors to rest. Orlando says he hates doing on-screen kisses because it makes him embarrassed and uncomfortable.

“In my new movie ‘Haven’ I hated kissing Zoë Saldaña! I was like, ‘Take your tongue out of my mouth, please. Your boyfriend is standing right there’.”

The nerve of some women. Putting their tongue down your throats like that. Right in front of their boyfriend no less. That’s unacceptable. Real men don’t let or want women to kiss them. Real men describe their male idols as pinups.

“That doesn’t bother me. Name any of my heroes, and they were hotties. Brando was a pin-up, so was James Dean, Paul Newman.”

I’m on your side Orlando. Hopefully this story will clear that little black cloud hanging over your head. I mean, he dated Kate Bosworth for god’s sake. Even though she has the body of a 12 yr old boy, her anatomy says girl and that makes all the difference in the world.

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13 years ago

Okay as a gay male I am gonna state I can tell if a man i gay and as much as I may fantasize about Orlando he is in no way gay woopity doo he lokoks boyish so didn’t Tom Cruise when he came into the movies at first and why is it all boyish smooth skinned guys are always gay hey as much as I wish he would been my gaydar says he’s straight as they come and why is it when a straight actor supports homosexual rights that makes him gay or bi really so that means Snoop… Read more »