Orlando Bloom is a real man

People often question Orlando Bloom’s sexuality, but this piece of news will hopefully put any rumors to rest. Orlando says he hates doing on-screen kisses because it makes him embarrassed and uncomfortable.

“In my new movie ‘Haven’ I hated kissing Zoë Saldaña! I was like, ‘Take your tongue out of my mouth, please. Your boyfriend is standing right there’.”

The nerve of some women. Putting their tongue down your throats like that. Right in front of their boyfriend no less. That’s unacceptable. Real men don’t let or want women to kiss them. Real men describe their male idols as pinups.

“That doesn’t bother me. Name any of my heroes, and they were hotties. Brando was a pin-up, so was James Dean, Paul Newman.”

I’m on your side Orlando. Hopefully this story will clear that little black cloud hanging over your head. I mean, he dated Kate Bosworth for god’s sake. Even though she has the body of a 12 yr old boy, her anatomy says girl and that makes all the difference in the world.