Paris and Brandon kiss

Someone caught Brandon Davis giving Paris Hilton a little kiss when they were out together. I’ve never felt sorry for Paris until now. Even then, it’s the kind of sorry you feel when you see a guy get robbed at gun point and you decide the best thing to do is walk away. What? Isn’t it enough that I’m up all night thinking about the gunshots?

Awesome black mental patient outfit Brandon. You’re gonna get some tail now.

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17 years ago

First of all if the woman you’re with can’t take the phone out of her ear for a sec, then she is not really into you in the first place. Second, why would you even waste your time with the corpse bride when there are better options like celibacy?