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Paris Hilton admits the obvious

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton was questioned about Joe Francis’ victimization in 2004. Investigators asked Paris to remember her talk with Francis to which she responded:

“Like I really . . . I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart”

There you have it. Paris isn’t “that smart.” While we’re on the topic of shocking revelations, I think I should mention this. You know those extra large toilet paper sheets they put above toilets? Well, get this, it’s not toilet paper. Apparently, it’s a protective barrier that goes between the lid and your ass. I know, crazy right?

As for the Joe Francis victimization. His attacker tied him up, pulled his pants down and taunted him with a dildo. He then made Joe say he liked gay sex.

“That just is ridiculous to me,” Francis told “Dateline.” “That somebody’s gonna think the owner of ‘Girls Gone Wild’ is gay? I would have said anything with a gun to my head.”

Said Francis with a nervous laugh while his eyes darted from side to side.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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