Anna Nicole isn’t rich enough for the Bahamas

Right after the world learned Anna Nicole was evicted, her residency has come into question by a Bahamian politician. Former prime minister Hubert Ingraham has also asked the government to look into her residency status.

“Clearly, Anna Nicole Smith is not a fit and proper person to become a permanent resident of the Bahamas,” Ingraham said of the 38-year-old former Playboy model. “Her general character and reputation don’t commend her for such status.”

The Bahamas don’t side step the issue that they make exceptions for the rich,

The law in the Bahamas states that a person owning a house there valued at more than $500,000 and having the means to reside without being employed … and being of good character … can be eligible for residency.

If Charles Manson moved into a $3 million house there, they would just say, “Well, the human skulls he keeps aren’t that bad. At least they’re clean.” So once Anna is out, she’s definitely no longer fit to be a resident of the Bahamas. She continues insisting the house was a gift, but developer G. Ben Thompson is still denying it. This is another life lesson for Anna. If you’re going to have a sugar daddy, don’t screw yourself over by “marrying” your lawyer. The best thing she can do for herself is find another sucker to give her a house worth more than $500k. God knows there are a lot of them living in the Bahamas.

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