Brandon and his fatter brother Joe (there’s more than one Davis!?) tried to get into club Hyde on Saturday, but were ultimately rejected. They first tried to get in through the back and were denied. Then they went to the front where they were told that the club was at maximum capacity and were denied again. Brandon Davis couldn’t take this so he ran away to cry.
He wouldn’t have liked it there anyway. Pretty people and Brandon don’t mix. He should be thanking the door lady for keeping him from the humiliation. I should be thanking the door lady for making Brandon run away like a little bitch in front of cameras.
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