Britney and Kevin are really dirty

In a survey commissioned by Cascade Dishwashing Detergent, they asked participants which Hollywood couple they perceived were the best at maintaining their homes. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline came in dead last. This is about as surprising as Paris contracting herpes. These two could hire 10 maids and still end up sleeping in Cheetos and bathing in dirt. It’s like the old saying goes, a tiger can’t change its stripes and white trash can’t change their underwear.

Topping the list at most clean were Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker. That’s something amazing right there. I’ve always thought of horses as messy animals.

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