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Here’s a friendly PSA. If you don’t watch Heroes, you might want to because it’s the only decent show on tv right now. Oh, and a samurai is in it. Samurai’s are cool.

Kate Moss’ grandfather is worried her daughter Lila will be exposed to drugs because of Pete Doherty. How long did it take him to realize this. if someone could put a huge billboard above this story, it would read: “Obvious.”

Nicole Richie’s friends are worried her renewed friendship with Paris Hilton isn’t good for her. “Nicole is an insecure girl, and next to Paris she shines a little less.” I’d be more worried about her not eating. You never know when a gust of wind will come and break both her femurs.

Let’s take a bet on how many college kids are going to dress up as Borat this Halloween. Let’s also bet on how many atomic wedgies will take place this Halloween.

Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon are having problems. Ryan told Reese she was embarrassing him. I’d be embarrassed too if I had to show up in public with Reese.

Madonna now wants to adopt a Malawian baby girl. Collecting babies is the new collecting Pez dispensers except with more maintenance and there’s no cavity inducing goodness.

Rod Stewart thought 14 year old Paris Hilton was hot. That’s really creepy. Really, really creepy.

Before Brody Jenner and Nicole Richie broke up, they were caught having a quickie in the bathroom stall. I’m amazed Nicole didn’t accidentally get flushed down the toilet.