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Sienna Miller is a famous actress – After being thrown out of Young’s Tavern in Pittsburgh because she didn’t have ID, Sienna Miller took off her hat and said ‘I am Sienna Miller. I am a famous actress!’ Oh damn, no one recognized her under that hat. Hey, you’re the girl who called Pittsburgh Shitsburgh aren’t you?

Jessica Alba will never go nude – Jessica Alba was asked to go topless for her role in Sin City, but she refused saying she doesn’t do nudity, she just doesn’t. “Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won’t get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety.” I think what makes you a bad actress is your inability to act. That’s just me though. I’m sure other people think differently about your breasts. I mean acting.

Jennifer Aniston is not single – Jennifer Aniston was on Oprah denying her split from Vince. Who cares? No one likes you.

Jessica Simpson is a bad actress – Jessica Simpson screen tested for two roles in the upcoming Dallas movie and felt she had chemistry with Luke Wilson who plays Bobby. She was embarrassed when told she didn’t get the part even though the whole world said she did. Casting was confused because they didn’t think Jessica would take their prank screen test call so seriously.

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