Jessica Simpson is blonde

That’s the only excuse I can think of for something like this happening. Jessica Simpson has been going around telling people she is starring in a new movie called Blonde Ambition with Luke Wilson and has been preparing for the inevitable rumors linking her and Luke.

But a rep for Wilson told Star, â€Å”This project is in talks.â€Â? What’s more, a source told the tab, â€Å”Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson.â€Â?

A source suggests Joe Simpson is the puppet master.

â€Å”Joe is telling Jessica he’s getting big stars,â€Â? says the source. â€Å”Joe’s been working on it for months. It’ll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character. It’s such a joke. He’s been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it.â€Â?

I kinda feel sorry for Jessica. The only thing she has going for her are the big tits and possibly her voice. Her looks are slowly going out the window, she can’t act and now daddy is alienating her from all of Hollywood. In a couple of years she’ll end up as naked girl #2 in a National Lampoon straight to dvd movie.