Johnny Depp will marry his French girlfriend of 8 years, Vanessa Paradis, in South France next summer. Depp has been wary of marriage saying if two people love each other and are together, then they are already married.
A source revealed to Britain’s Daily Express newspaper: “Johnny and Vanessa are planning to finally get married next summer at their villa. It will be a private event rather than a showbiz extravaganza.”
Johnny Depp is going to be officially off the market? Well that poster of him in just his speedos is definitely coming off my wall now. There’s nothing worse than being a tease. Sigh, I guess Orlando will have to take his place.
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