Justin Timberlake is a tortured soul. He is set to perform songs from his new album at the upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which is an 11 week tour around America with such boorish company like Gisele Bundchen, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova. No word on whether or not Cameron Diaz is riding along, but I really doubt it. There’s a strict no ugly policy, so that’s a double whammy for Cameron because she’s ugly both inside and out. I hear the bodyguards are instructed to shoot on sight. Don’t you know ugly is contagious?
I was going to post that fugly pic of Cameron Diaz, but Halloween isn’t here yet, so here’s Alessandra Ambrosio. Much hotter than Adriana Lima. It’s said that when god created Alessandra, he got a massive erection and out came the primordial soup. Lots more pictures after the jump.
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