Matt is not gay for Lance

When Details magazine asked Matt about the gay rumors surrounding him and Lance, Matt said, “We tried it. Wasn’t for us.” Lance Armstrong’s response was a little more defensive,

“We all have buds, we all take guy trips, but you take something very normal and put it in a magazine and people start talking,” he says. “It’s like, either you sleep with everything that moves or you’re gay.”

Guy trips are normal. Especially when it involves a romantic bike ride and a communal shower afterwards. Sometimes I like to pat my guy friends on the butt and tell them, “Hey, I think you were pretty awesome back there.” Maybe even give them a little wink to let them know we’re having a moment. It’s kind of like a bonding thing. Does wanting to bond make me gay? You guys are so immature.