Nicole Richie has gone to nutritional doctors to determine why she isn’t able to put on weight. She wants to make clear that this is not because of an eating disorder and is searching for a treatment that will help her pack on those pounds.
“She wants to gain weight. It wasn’t anyone saying you have to go do this … it wasn’t an intervention. It was her saying I’m tired of people saying this about me, I’m going to go get some tests. It was a personal decision.”
Whoa, this has to be for PR because I honestly don’t believe anyone is this dumb. Everyone can go out and rent the first season of The Simple Life. She was pudgy to say the least. Yet now there’s some big mystery as to why she can’t gain weight.
It’s almost the holiday season so I’m willing to help this poor soul out. I have here a FREE treatment. Eat like you ate before you became a bony ass scarecrow. If you aren’t gaining weight, remind yourself this treatment only works when food stays in the stomach. If that fails, eat more. I know it’s complicated, but I believe in you Nicole. I believe.