In absolutely shocking news, Pamela Anderson enjoys being an internet sex symbol because she wants people to have fun.
“I don’t mind sexy pictures of me being on sites. I think people know I’m a free spirit and like to have fun.”
Yet, Pamela was rattled after finding out a sex tape of her and Kid Rock had emerged on the net. A tape I’ve heard nothing about. A tape that will remain unseen to me as I’m reminded of her recent pictures. A tape that, if exists, should be kept hidden deep in the bowels of the internet and guarded more secretively than a snuff film. A tape that, when burned, will evoke the screams of Satan.