Paris Hilton is not Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

While eating at Koi, a diner went up to Paris Hilton and said,

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but you look like Paris Hilton.”

Paris was left embarrassed and offended. She replied,

“I AM Paris Hilton.”

The diner then gave her their condolences and left. Score one for the good guys.

It’s pretty bad when you think you’re someone famous and don’t get recognized. It’s worse when people think you aren’t yourself but kind of look like yourself and worry you might be offended if they mention you look like yourself. Wouldn’t you feel sorry for yourself too if you found yourself listening to someone telling you you aren’t yourself but look like yourself when you know you look like yourself because you are yourself. Savvy?

Oh and guess what Paris Hilton dressed up as for a recent Halloween party? I bet you guessed cop. Wrong. The correct answer is slut with badge and gun.

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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